February 2012
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‘In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle...
– CHUNK
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gunna get two mice and call them johnny hammerstix...
jupiterfelines:
puke
MY BEST FRIEND IS ON CELEB FAMILY FORTUNES...
last time she was on tv she stuffed her face and i ripped into her for a year
awake all night again
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Cassadaga
no matter what I do, my weight stays the same.
it’s just dawned on me that I need to stop drinking.
OH
words with friends champ
anyone in brighton wanna bring me cigarettes and special k?
GUN B SO SKINNY 4 KAVOS 2K12
drunkorexia
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adrianshhh:
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
let's all eat pancakes and bitch about our weight...
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just found a really old disposable camera
curious
wankest night out in reigate ever
night in with the homeboys instead
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I'll tell you that I love you, then I'll tear your...
Just pretend I didn’t tear your world apart
sitting at home watching adventure time on Cartoon Network Too makes me the happiest girl in the world
Mmmmmmm east croydon
my sleeping pattern has adapted to my daily two hour long phone calls at half 5. watch the sunrise every day while on the phone to my gorgeous friends.
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if i ever have twin boys
finn and jake will be their names.
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you're the reason people lose their minds.
it’s nice getting a phonecall from someone you adore at half 5 in the morning.
got a day off of uni
only get out of bed to smoke.
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skymadeofamethyst:
sigh bitter single people on valentines day
remember that no one’s going to love you on the other days of the year either being a bitter bastard
just get a two for tuesdays from dominos to cheer your bitterself up
that’s what i’d do
hayhayhay, two for tuesdays, not because i’m bitter, but because they created the combination of a burger and a bacon...
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
TWO FOR TUESDAY, 2 BOTTLES OF WINE, SAN ANDREAS AND MY BEST FRIEND